Tuesday, February 28, 2017

The Noob 8

And now we have a plot. :)

And a love triangle!

You can follow this and my other series on my series page.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Bearfoot Beauty

Sometimes less is more.

Also, I need to get back to Beat the Heat.  It's been a while since I've checked in with Cameron and Luis.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Reserved Seating

Believe it or not, when I wrote this caption last night, I had no idea that the Oscars were tomorrow night.  It's pure accident that it happened to be timely.

I may be out of touch.

(Further evidence: I had no idea who Julianne Hough was until I was working on this cap.)

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Saturday, February 18, 2017

The Noob 3

This series is pretty text-heavy; I'm hoping the font isn't too small for people to read.  I can read it, even with my pretty lousy eyes, so I'm hoping you can, too.

You can follow this and my other series on my series page.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Breaking News - Deleted Scene 1

So maybe Breaking News isn't quite over.

A few days ago, an anonymous reader left a comment suggesting that Chris should have used the Magic Remote to explain to his father what had happened to him.  It was a good idea... and one that didn't occur to me while I was writing this series.  So I decided to make that scene happen. :)

I'll be posting another "deleted scene" for this series in a few days. :)

You can follow this and my other series on my series page.

Thursday, February 16, 2017

The Noob 2

I've posted quite a few Legends of the Dark Tower captions over the last few weeks, because I didn't want to post them alongside The Noob.  I also wanted to introduce a few concepts that will be touched on in The Noob, like elves' extraordinary senses.

I still have a few LotDT caps that I've written but haven't posted yet, including a couple of captions that build on concepts I introduce over the course of The Noob.  I also have a couple of captions that spin out out 437 Years Later.  And of course, I intend to keep writing in this universe; it's probably my favorite universe to work in.

Don't expect to see any LotDT one-shots until I've finished posting The Noob, though.

You can follow this and my other series on my series page.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

The Noob 1

Welcome to The Noob, the first series set in my Legends of the Dark Tower universe.  I've written a lot of captions in this universe, but those captions just tell little snippets of stories; I wanted to explore this universe in a little more depth, through the eyes of a single person, one who isn't especially familiar with the world he's woken up in.

For those of you who haven't read my other caps in this universe, my Legends of the Dark Tower captions explore what happens when a mysterious new patch causes five million people to wake up in a popular massively multiplayer online role-playing game of the same name, in the bodies of their characters.  The series riffs a lot on MMORPGs, video games, fantasy RPGs, and fantasy fiction in general, but I think my LotDT caps, and this series especially, are accessible even to those who have never played an MMORPG.

At 54 (!) captions, The Noob is the longest series I've ever written, by a considerable margin.  I'll be releasing it over the course of the next three and a half months.  So hopefully everyone enjoys this series, because we're going to be here for a while. :)

You can follow this and my other series on my series page.

Diary - Valentine's Day

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Breaking News 16

That wraps up Breaking News.  Hope everyone enjoyed it. :)

Be sure to come back on Tuesday for the start of my new series, The Noob.  The first proper series set in my Legends of the Dark Tower universe, The Noob follows the adventures of a pair of friends as they adapt to their new lives in the fantasy world of Arlayne.  It's a big, sprawling series, and I think you guys will enjoy it.  So be sure to check it out. :)

Diary - Touch

I know some of you have been waiting impatiently for updates about my love life; I'm sorry I haven't been more on top of writing about it.  I've been very tired recently.  Between that and my burgeoning romance, I haven't had the time or energy to write much at all... indeed, my stockpile of captions that I've written but haven't posted is shrinking at an alarming rate.  I need to get busy writing in general.

Friday, February 10, 2017

Breaking News 15

This is the next-to-last chapter of Breaking News; the series wraps up on Sunday, and my next series starts next week. :)

You can follow this and my other series on my series page.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

The Storyteller

I've been posting a lot of Legends of the Dark Tower captions recently.

There may be a reason for that. ;)

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Friday, February 3, 2017

Show Us Some Tits

"Show us some tits" is a dumb pick-up line... but these are dumb guys, so it works.

Also... being catcalled is not fun.  My city isn't really much of a walking city, so I don't have much opportunity to be catcalled, but when I am, it just makes me feel gross and harassed.  Flirting is fun, but having some random dude shout at me when I'm walking past him is not.

So, yeah, I guess, don't catcall women.  It doesn't make us feel good.

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Wednesday, February 1, 2017


This is not a Legends of the Dark Tower caption.  I made this caption ages ago, before I'd made any of my LotDT captions.  I've hesitated to post it, because I don't want people to think it's a LotDT cap... but I like it, and I want to post it sometime, so here it is. :)